Uniquely Genuine

chaotickalix:

beatlemeat:

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

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brooklynbornhaitian:

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odin-n-out:

saint-batrick:

homunculus-argument:

Your 20s are for looking back to your childhood and thinking “huh, that sure was fucked up, they shouldn’t have done that to me.”

Your 30s are for looking back to your 20s and thinking “huh, that sure was fucked up, I shouldn’t have done that to myself.”

y'all aren’t gonna believe what your 40s are for.

It’s arson

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teaboot:

I’m trying to figure out if I’m a dude or not and I thought I was being stealth two months ago hitting up my mom like “Hey I might get a chest reduction what’s ur opinion” then last night with the “Yo if I was a guy what would you name me” I GOT A FUCKING PHONE CALL LIKE “You know you can just tell me you’re trans. You’ll still have depression as a man but whatever. You know my opinion doesn’t fuckin matter right just tell people to fuck off, you used to always tell people to fuck off, what changed why do you give a shit now. You were cooler when you were eight and didn’t give a fuck” AS IF THAT WAS A CONVERSATUON I WAS READY FOR AT SEVEN IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

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tinybed:

tinybed:

h-r-m:

thanks. i really needed this

im gonna cowboy up god willin

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ocean-again:

weirdadvicehumangirl:

gaybastich:

pancakeke:

ALT

I’ve been waiting for him to say this lmao

He’s responsible for this beauty

There are more but I don’t have them

all classics

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cephalopodvictorious:

snark-n-snack:

apelcini:

chemegeek14:

lunah-goodbye:

I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny

My aunt-in-law does this. She asked for an itemized bill once and saw that they charged her $25 for a single bandaid for her son’s 3 stitches. So she marched over to RiteAid, bought a box of bandaids, marched into the billing office, slapped one band aid on their desk, and demanded they take the $25 off her bill since she reimbursed them one bandaid. Needless to say, the rest of the ridiculous charges were dealt with in a similar manner…..she’s scary…..

Don’t be afraid to be a Karen about your healthcare

Health Karen

There is a world of difference between self advocacy and “being a Karen”

Standing up for yourself against the healthcare system, seeking a second opinion from a doctor who isn’t treating you when you have a problem, even sending back an order that’s wrong at a restaurant ISN’T BEING A KAREN, it’s just pointing out a legitimate problem. A Karen is loud because they feel entitled to something that they aren’t entitled to and shouldn’t be entitled to. You deserve adequate care, and it’s not outrageous to say so.

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carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim “cum in my butt boys. I’m done here” after I finish every single task

I am now fighting a new urge

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glumby:

I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

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radioves:

*drops a blunt down the sewer drain* for the creatures

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